Friday, December 9, 2016

Toboggan, Book #4 of the Janitors Series - Horsepoop fire.



Today’s excerpt is from Toboggan, Book #4 of the nine-book Janitors Series.  Out of the blizzard and in a line shack they had found, Nick gets a fire going, then figures out how to keep one going.  Enjoy and have a fantastic day. 

m.j.

 

With little wasted motion, Nick opened four bottles from their stash and poured them on the driest-looking piece of wood.  One of the matches soon had the piece of wood blazing.  Alas, the blaze soon fizzled out.  Nick stood back and thought for a minute.  “Okay, we know how to start the fire.  Now we have to figure a way to keep it going.”

With that he went through the kitchen cabinets and found several cans of various foodstuffs.  Using a knife he found in one of the drawers, he slit the labels off the cans and sat them on the table.  Then he went back out and brought in three more stacks of wood.  Next he went back out and looked around until he saw a shack next to the cabin.  He forced open its door and peered inside.  It was a stabling area for horses.  Without hesitation, he picked up a pile of moldy hay, after piling some dried horse manure on top of the hay.  This he carried back into the cabin and placed in the fireplace, around the wood he had put there earlier.  Now he put some of the labels from the cans around and under the hay and manure.  Then he doused the entire stack of material with the contents of three more bottles from the bag.

When he lit the alcohol this time, the fire sputtered, crackled, and slowly—very slowly—caught hold.  In time the wood logs really started to burn.  Satisfied, he carefully added three more pieces of wood.

When he saw the fire would continue to burn, he turned to Phyllis.  “You better get out of those wet things.”

Without hesitation, Phyllis started undressing.  As she did, Nick got two of the blankets out of the bag and set them on the table as he pulled two of the chairs over near the fire to hang Phyllis’ clothing on.  When she was down to her bra and panties, he wrapped one of the blankets around her shoulders, then pulled another chair over near the fireplace.  “Sit here,” he offered.

She did so without comment as Nick got the other blanket and wrapped it around her legs.  Then he got out two more of the blankets, stripped to his underwear, and placed his clothes on the chairs with Phyllis’ things.  He pulled the last chair next to her and wrapped himself in blankets as he had done for Phyllis.

After he let out a long sigh, she smiled, “Thanks.  My Knight in probably still wet underwear.”

“Speaking of which, how are your undergarments—dry wise, that is?”

“Not bad.  Should be dry soon.  You’re a good fire builder.”

“Even if I had to cheat and use horseshit to start it?”

“I don’t care what you used, just so it started.  I was chilled to the bone, but I’m glad you made us go on when I wanted to quit.  That’s why I appointed you Captain of the ship.”

“Appointed?  Appointed!”

“You know what I mean.  Thanks for taking charge.  I still can’t believe we’re alive.  When we were shooting down that damn hill I was too scared to even yell.  I’m surprised I didn’t wet myself.  Speaking of which…”

“Okay, I get the message,” said Nick as he looked around the cabin.  “In case you haven’t noticed, there’s no plumbing here.  Looks like just a drain from the kitchen sink.  Bet there’s a well outside someplace, and I’d bet we find an outside privy also.”

“Well, I sure don’t want to go outside.”

“No, you’re warming up now.  You best stay in here,” Nick agreed.  He stood up and walked over to the kitchen area.  There he found a deep pan and brought it over to Phyllis. 

After he handed it to her, he turned his back.  Soon he could hear a tinkle as she did her business.  Then he grinned when she asked, “Uh, what should I do with it…my full bed pan?”

He turned back around, and answered, “I’ll take care of it,” as he stepped forward and picked up the pan.  He walked to the sink, shrugged his shoulders and dumped it out there.  Then he walked to the door, opened it, reached out, and scooped up half a pan of snow.  With a smile, he carried the snow-laded pan over to the dasher board near the sink and left it there as he headed back to the warmth of the fire.

“You’re making a primitive gal outta me,” joked Phyllis.

 

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