Today’s excerpt is from Sedona
Chip, the Book #9 of the nine-book Janitors series. Sarah has some fun at the expense of her
Gunnery Sergeant. Enjoy and have a wonderful
day.
m.j.
When
everything was calmed down, as he continued to look out where he should be
looking, Gunnery Sergeant Murphy muttered over his shoulder, “Um,
ma’am—something strange about this. You
told us to keep an extra sharp eye out, and this guy shows up. You knew he was coming, didn’t you?”
“Need
to know, Gunny. Sorry.”
“Yes,
ma’am. But there’s more going on here
than meets the eye, I’m thinking.”
“Perhaps. Gunny, we’ve known each other for a while
now. I think when we’re alone—like we
are now, that you could call me ‘Sarah Jane,’ or ‘Sarah,’ or ‘Jane’, but
something other than ‘ma’am’ or ‘Lieutenant.’
That is, if you don’t mind if I call you ‘Devlin’.”
“Yes,
ma’am…er...Sarah. If you say so.”
“I
do. Did you know that you’re the only
man in the unit with blue eyes?”
“No,
ma’am, I didn’t.”
“What
happened to Sarah?”
“Sorry,
Sarah.”
“You
know the sponge I use when I shower?
Well, the next time I see a blue eye at the peep hole in the shower
tent, I’m gonna squeeze soapy water right into that blue eye. Do we understand each other?”
“Lieutenant,
ma’am…”
“There
goes ‘Sarah’ again.”
“Well,
yes, ma’am I guess it does. I’m real
sorry about that. I’m embarrassed that
not only did I let it happen, but that I looked, too.”
“Three
times.”
“Yes. I apologize.
When I caught one of the men looking through the hole and was pretty
sure you were in the shower, I grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled
him away. I didn’t talk loudly, because
I didn’t want to embarrass you. I asked
him what in hell he thought he was doing.
Well, he stuttered out, ‘Gunny you gotta see this. Man, this bod is outta sight.’ Well, knowing I shouldn’t, I did look through
the hole. And ma’am, I gotta say this—he
was right. That is…well, I’m sorry I did
what I did. And I’m even sorrier that I
let the men do it—but wow, you do look real fine in your nothingness. But I promise you that you’ll never see a
blue eye—or any other eye for that matter, in that hole again. In fact, tomorrow there won’t be a hole
anymore.”
“Devlin,
I want to tell you something. If you
were an officer, I’d go out with you if you asked.”
“Sarah,
if I was I would, but I’m not—and not likely ever to be.”
Sarah
kissed the tips of her fingers and pressed them to Devlin’s lips and whispered,
“Don’t be too sure, Dev,” and walked off.
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